Loving Chicago Is Like Loving A Woman

I Don't Recommend Being A Bachelor, But It Helps If You Want To Write.

Any Writer Who Knows What He's Doing Isn't Doing Very Much.

Never Lie Down With A Woman Who's Got More Troubles Than You.

It Is Strange How Fragile This Man-creature Is.....in One Second He's Just Garbage. Garbage, That's All.

The Devil Lives In A Double-shot", Roman Explains Himself Obscurely. "i Got A Great Worm Inside. Gnaws And Gnaws. Every Day I Drown Him And Every Day He Gnaws. Help Me Drown The Worm, Fellas.