Love Is Love, And There Will Never

I Got Drunk When I Was Five. Everybody Gets Drunk Before They're 21.

I've Been A Bad, Bad Girl - I've Been Careless With A Delicate Man.

You Know, I've Always Thought That It Would Be Really Funny If Somebody Made A Romantic Comedy Where Absolutely Everything Went Well From Beginning To End.

For Many Years, I Was A Really Heavy Drinker, But People Don't Know About That Because I'm By Myself All The Time. Recently, I Didn't Drink For Eight Or Nine Months, And I Learned That Alcohol Was Quadrupling The Embarrassing Moments - Those Moments When You're Drunk And You Say Something You Remember The Next Morning And Feel Embarrassed About.

How Can You Go Wrong With Two People In Love? Goodness Has Nothing To Do With Sexual Orientation. Love Is Love, And There Will Never Be Too Much.