If You Want To See Me Cry,

I Have Never Bought Myself A Computer Or A Phone, But Guys In My Life Have Bought Them For Me, For Whatever Reason. So Now I Have Them.

But I Honestly Don't Read Critics. My Dad Reads Absolutely Everything Ever Written About Me. He Calls Me Up To Read Ecstatic Reviews, But I Always Insist That I Can't Hear Them. If You Give Value To The Good Reviews, You Have To Give Value To The Criticism.

I'm Not Turned On, So Put Away That Meat You're Selling.

Be Kind To Me, Or Treat Me Mean I'll Make The Most Of It, I'm An Extraordinary Machine

Home Is Where My Habits Have A Habitat