Love Is Like War: Easy To Begin

Man Is Always Looking For Someone To Boast To; Woman Is Always Looking For A Shoulder To Put Her Head On.

A Man Always Remembers His First Love With Special Tenderness, But After That He Begins To Bunch Them.

Faith May Be Defined Briefly As An Illogical Belief In The Occurrence Of The Improbable.

You Never Push A Noun Against A Verb Without Trying To Blow Up Something.

Christian - One Who Is Willing To Serve Three Gods, But Draws The Line At One Wife.