Love Is Like War: Easy To Begin

Of All Forms Of Visible Otherworldliness, It Seems To Me, The Gothic Is At Once The Most Logical And The Most Beautiful. It Reaches Up Magnificently-and A Good Half Of It Is Palpably Useless.

Why Do Men Go To Zoos?

Faith May Be Defined Briefly As An Illogical Belief In The Occurrence Of The Improbable.

I Detest Converts Almost As Much As I Do Missionaries.

Each Party Steals So Many Articles Of Faith From The Other, And The Candidates Spend So Much Time Making Each Other's Speeches, That By The Time Election Day Is Past There Is Nothing Much To Do Save Turn The Sitting Rascals Out And Let A New Gang In.