Love Is Like War: Easy To Begin

When Women Kiss It Always Reminds One Of Prize Fighters Shaking Hands.

In Every Woman's Life There Is One Real And Consuming Love. But Very Few Women Guess Which One It Is.

By What Route Do Otherwise Sane Men Come To Believe Such Palpable Nonsense? How Is It Possible For A Human Brain To Be Divided Into Two Insulated Halves, One Functioning Normally, Naturally And Even Brilliantly, And The Other Capable Only Of Such Ghastly Balderdash Which Issues From The Minds Of Baptist Evangelists?

The Great Achievement Of Liberal Protestantism Was To Make God Boring.

If All The Lawyers Were Hanged Tomorrow, And Their Bones Were Sold To A Mah Jong Factory, We'd All Be Freer And Safer, And Our Taxes Would Be Reduced By Almost A Half.