Wife: A Former Sweetheart.

A Sense Of Humor Always Withers In The Presence Of The Messianic Delusion, Like Justice And The Truth In Front Of Patriotic Passion.

Morality Is Doing What Is Right, No Matter What You Are Told. Religion Is Doing What You Are Told, No Matter What Is Right.

When Women Kiss It Always Reminds One Of Prize Fighters Shaking Hands.

There Is No Record In Human History Of A Happy Philosopher: They Exist Only In Romantic Legend.

The Late William Jennings Bryan, L.l.d., Always Had One Great Advantage In Controversy; He Was Never Burdened With An Understanding Of His Opponent's Case.