Love Is A Promise Delivered Already Broken.

I Believe Ronald Reagan Can Make This Country What It Once Was... An Arctic Region Covered With Ice.

I Used To Think A Wedding Was A Simple Affair. Boy And Girl Meet, They Fall In Love, He Buys A Ring, She Buys A Dress, They Say I Do. I Was Wrong. That's Getting Married. A Wedding Is An Entirely Different Proposition.

Why Sip From A Tea Cup, When You Can Drink From The River.

I Was Very Interested In Vaudeville. It Was The Only Sort Of Discipline That Was A Five-minute Act On Stage, Which Is What I Really Enjoyed And Saw Myself Doing. And I Bought Books On It.

Dinosaurs Did Not Walk With Humans. The Evolutionary Record Says Different. They Gambled.