Love Is A Fever Which Marriage Puts

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Lovely Girls Are Terribly Insecure. They Are Convinced That Their Legs Are Too Thick, And Their Bottoms Are Too Big, And Their Bosoms Are Too Small. They Are Conviced That Their Nose Is The Wrong Shape, That Their Ears Stick Out, And That Their Eyes Are Too Close Together. They Need A Man Who Will Tell Them They Are Exactly Right As They Are. They Do Not Believe Him, But They Need To Hear It Said.

To Create A Housing Shortage In A Huge Country, Heavily Wooded, With A Small Population -- Ah, That's Proof Of Pure Political Genius.

People Who Are Brutally Honest Get More Satisfaction Out Of The Brutality Than Out Of The Honesty.

Love Is A Fever Which Marriage Puts To Bed And Cures.