Love Is A Fever Which Marriage Puts

I Used To Look Down On The World For Being Corrupt, But Now I Adore It For The Utter Magnificence Of That Corruption.

When People Are Against Profits They're Against Business; When They're Against Business, They're Against Employment; When They're Against Employment, It's Not Surprising That A Large Number Of Them Are Unemployed.

The Seven Ages Of Man: Spills, Drills, Thrills, Bills, Ills, Pills And Wills.

Power Is A Drug On Which The Politicians Are Hooked. They Buy It From The Voters, Using The Voters' Own Money.

The Man Who Is Brutally Honest Enjoys The Brutality Quite As Much As The Honesty. Possibly More.