Love Is A Fever Which Marriage Puts

When A Man Tells Me He's Run Out Of Steam In The Sex Department, I'll Tell Him, 'count Your Blessings; You've Escaped From The Clutches Of A Cruel Tyrant. Enjoy!

People Are Like Birds - From A Distance, Beautiful: From Close Up, Those Sharp Beaks, Those Beady Little Eyes.

God Punishes Us Mildly By Ignoring Our Prayers And Severely By Answering Them.

To Create A Housing Shortage In A Huge Country, Heavily Wooded, With A Small Population -- Ah, That's Proof Of Pure Political Genius.

People Who Are Brutally Honest Get More Satisfaction Out Of The Brutality Than Out Of The Honesty.