Love Demands Infinitely Less Than Friendship.

I Drink To Make Other People Interesting.

A Man May Be Said To Love Most Truly That Woman In Whose Company He Can Feel Drowsy In Comfort.

A Ham Is Simply Any Actor Who Has Not Been Successful In Repressing His Natural Instincts.

Politics Is The Diversion Of Trivial Men Who, When They Succeed At It, Become Important In The Eyes Of More Trivial Men.

Impersonal Criticism?is Like An Impersonal Fist Fight Or An Impersonal Marriage, And As Successful.