Love Demands Infinitely Less Than Friendship.

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.

It Is Only The Cynicism That Is Born Of Success That Is Penetrating And Valid.

Hollywood Is Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Intricate And High Ingenious Machinery Functioning Elaborately To Put Skin On Baloney.

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

To Speak Of Morals In Art Is To Speak Of Legislature In Sex. Art Is The Sex Of The Imagination.