Louis [c.k.] Is Great. But I Don't

When I Hear A Guy Lost A Battle To Cancer, That Really Did Bother Me, That That's A Term. It Implies That He Failed And That Somebody Else That Defeated Cancer Is Heroic And Courageous.

I Sort Of Have Open Invitations From A Lot Of People To Do Tv. But It's Very Hard For Me To Do Roles In Sitcoms And Movies Because I'm Not A Great Actor, So If The Material Isn't Good, I'm In Torment While I Do It.

Your Worst And Most Dangerous Enemy Is The Person That Injures You Under The Pretensions Of Friendship.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.

They're Like ''you're An Alcoholic.'' I Go ''no, I'm Not.'' And Then-apparently That's What Alcoholics Say Too, You Know?