It Is Better To Be Idle Than

I've Just Seen Really, Really Funny Guys, And If I Didn't Know Them, I Wouldn't Know They Were Funny From The Television. I Don't Know What It Does, It Just Sucks It Away.

I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All I'm Interested In Or Good At.

He That Searches For Praise Will Often Find Contempt.

I Never Had Any Interest In Sitcoms Or Motion Pictures Or Anything Like That.

There Are Two Things At Which Most Men Are Grieved: When Their Faults Are Exposed, And When Their Virtues Are Concealed.