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Armor, N. The Kind Of Clothing Worn By A Man Whose Tailor Is A Blacksmith.

A System Of Pitfalls Thoughtfully Prepared For The Feet For The Self-made Man, Along The Path By Which He Advances To Distinction.

Meekness: Uncommon Patience In Planning A Revenge That Is Worth While.

Inventor: A Person Who Makes An Ingenious Arrangement Of Wheels, Levers And Springs, And Believes It Civilization.

Heathen, N. A Benighted Creature Who Has The Folly To Worship Something That He Can See And Feel.