Losing My Mind Sounds So Pessimistic. I

I Think That People Who Do Enjoy My Stand-up Comedy And The People Who Get It And The People Who Are Taken In By It, They See That I'm A Guy That Has Love Of The Game.

On Stage I Am The Actor, Director And The Bouncer All At The Same Time. Fear Does Not Exist In This Dojo Does It? No Sensi! Sorry When I Get Excited I Have To Toss In Some Karate Kid Quotes.

Some Girls Look Beautiful With No Makeup On At All. I Call Them Lazy. Now Go Throw Some War Paint On You Bleak Empty Canvas You.

If You Think Your Demeanor Is Mellow Or Not Particularly Charismatic, The Material Can Life You Higher. So Write Everyday, And Get Onstage Or In A Coffee Shop Where They Are Doing Open Mice, Anywhere You Can Perform Even If That Means Starting Your Own Open Mic Night - And Be Your Own Self.

Every Joke Has Its Origin - The Punching People In The Face Joke. It Hurts Like Hell To Get Punched In The Face.