Lose The Chrome-plated Sissy Pistol And Get

I Think That No Matter How Much You Don't Like Yourself Or The Drama Of Your Life You Can Still Find Some Comedy In It.

I Don't Consider My Private Feelings To Be Relevant In Any Way, Actually.

The Most Important Question In American Cinema, I've Learned, Is 'when Is Lunch?'

Ethnic Stereotypes Are Boring And Stressful And Sometimes Criminal. It's Just Not A Good Way To Think. It's Non-thinking. It's Stupid And Destructive.

As An Actor I Want To Do As Many Takes As I Can. I Wanna Shoot The Scene... Or Shoot The Shot 'til They Make Me Quit.