Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come

When I Open A Refrigerator Door And The Light Goes On, I Want To Perform.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.

I Don't Pick The Roles. Your Agent Gets A Call For You And You Go And They All Get Together, Everybody Has Fun At The Reading, And They Say, "there's Chemistry Here." So That's How It Happens.

I Don't Regret Anything I've Ever Done. I Only Wish I Could Have Done More.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.