Look At Me! I'm A Puffy Pink

I Should Rather Labor As Another's Serf, In The Home Of A Man Without Fortune, One Whose Livelihood Was Meager, Than Rule Over All The Departed Dead.

Just Are The Ways Of Heaven; From Heaven Proceed The Woes Of Man: Heaven Doom'd The Greeks To Bleed.

Yet, Taught By Time, My Heart Has Learned To Glow For Other's Good, And Melt At Other's Woe.

Because They're Stupid, That's Why. That's Why Everybody Does Everything.

I, For One, Know Of No Sweeter Sight For A Man's Eyes Than His Own Country.