Live Every Day As If It Were

Make Your Life Exciting. Do What You Have To Do As Long As You Don't Hurt People.

That's It. Curtains. Off To The Races. Treetops. Seashells And Balloons.

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The Chili Is Good.