Live Every Day As If It Were

I Let Ballplayers Yell Back At Me Because I Wasn't Trying To Prove I'm Boss. I Know I'm Boss.

On How To Make The Game More Exciting - Eliminate The Referees, Raise The Basket Four Feet, Double The Size Of The Basketball, Limit The Height Of The Players To 5 Feet 9 Inches, Bring Back The Centre Jump, Allow Taxi Drivers In For Free And Allow The Players To Carry Guns.

If Winning Weren't Important Nobody Would Keep Score.

I'm Not Saying That They Were Einsteins; They Were Marginal Students. But Every Ballplayer Whoever Touched Me Has Moved Up His Station In Life. And The Players Moved Up My Station.

If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The Chili Is Good.