Literature May Be False, But It Is

In Comedy, The Witty Style Wins Out Over Every Mishap Of The Plot.

The Aim Of Literary Ambition Is To Demonstrate One's Greatness Of Soul.

The Grand Style Is Available Now Only In Old Poems, Museums, And Parodies.

The Perfect Pleasure: Money Is Neither Fattening Nor Immoral Nor Illegal.

Beauty And Virtue: The Most Kissable Ass In The World Is No Guarantee Of Good Intentions.