Linus: It Was A Short Summer, Charlie

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.

Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

Linus: What Would You Say You Want Most Out Of Life, Charlie Brown? To Be Happy? Cb: Oh, No. I Don't Expect That. I Really Don't. I Just Don't Want To Be Unhappy!

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!

Goodbys Always Make My Throat Hurt... I Need More Hellos.