Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have

I Still Like Doing Stand-up Now, But It's Not The Same. It Used To Be That I Was Out There With Five Other Comedians. Now I Usually Just Do It Alone.

Through My Films I'm Eventually Trying To One Day Tell The Truth. I Don't Know If I'm Ever Going To Get There, But I'm Slowly Letting Pieces Of Myself Out There And Then Maybe By The Time I'm 85, I'll Look Back And Say, 'all Right, That About Sums It Up.

I'm Pretty Hot, Right? Very Hot, If I May Say So Myself. Don't You Feel The Sex I'm Radiating?

Of Course, I Peed My Pants, Everyone My Age Pees Their Pants. It's The Coolest.

I Think When I Bought A House, That's When I Thought I Felt Like That's A Grown Up Thing To Do.