Life's Hard, Then You Die.

There's Nothing Wrong With You That A Little Prozac And A Polo Mallet Can't Cure.

How The Hell Do I Know Why There Were Nazis? I Don't Know How The Can-opener Works.

Well, Trouble's My Middle Name. Actually, My Middle Name Is Marion, But I Don't Want You Spreading That Around.

The Comedies Are Not A Million Laughs On The Set. Its Business And The Dramas Are Business As Well, Really. When I'm Writing It I Struggle More With Drama Because I Started Out In Comedy.

My Grandfather Was A Very Insignificant Man, Actually. At His Funeral His Hearse Followed The Other Cars.