Life's Hard, Then You Die.

For God Sakes, This Is A Woman I Was Married To For 10 Years. We Made Love. I'd Hold Her Head Over The Toilet Bowl When She Threw Up.

Men Learn To Love The Woman They Are Attracted To. Women Learn To Become Attracted To The Man They Fall In Love With.

See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because, You Know, My Anxiety Acts Like Aerobics.

If I Could Just Hope To Have A Major Talent, Then I Would Rather Have It In Music Than In Any Other Field.

It Figures You've Got To Hate Yourself If You've Got Any Integrity At All.