Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!

The Roe Is Reputed To Sleep For A Thousand Years And Then Suddenly Rise In Flames, Particularly If It Was Smoking When It Dozed Off.

In My House I'm The Boss, My Wife Is Just The Decision Maker.

My Mind Can Never Know My Body, Although It Has Become Quite Friendly With My Legs.

Money Is Not Everything, But It Is Better Than Having One's Health.

I Work All The Time Because It's A Great Distraction And It Keeps Me From Sitting Home And Obsessing Morbidly.