Life's But A Day At Most.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

When Jack Benny Has A Party, You Not Only Bring Your Own Scotch, You Bring Your Own Rocks.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

Much Later In Life, Though, Gracie Made A Major Contribution To The Opera World. She Stayed Out Of It.