Life Is Unresolved, Confusing, Bewildering, Puzzling, Ambiguous.

She Had Been Critical Of His New Torch Song, "a Side Order Of Heartache, Please," Suggesting It Could Be Used As A Good Way To Break In Their New Paper Shredder.

For A While We Pondered Whether To Take A Vacation Or Get A Divorce. We Decided That A Trip To Bermuda Is Over In Two Weeks, But A Divorce Is Something You Always Have.

What A World. It Could Be So Wonderful If It Wasn't For Certain People.

I'm Really A Timid Person - I Was Beaten Up By Quakers

Life Is Divided Into The Horrible And The Miserable.