Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another."

Fishing Is A Delusion Entirely Surrounded By Liars In Old Clothes.

That Stern And Rockbound Coast Felt Like An Amateur When It Saw How Grim The Puritans That Landed On It Were.

A Pessimist Is A Person Who Has Had To Listen To Too Many Optimists.

Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up With Yesterday.

Many A Man Spanks His Children For Things His Own Father Should Have Spanked Out Of Him.