Life Is Moments Going By, But If

From Now On, We're Home Schooling You. Whatever We Don't Know, You Don't Know. When Did The Korean War Start? I Don't Know, And Neither Do You!

Everything We Play When We Are Growing Up, Is Team Related. In This Game (of Golf) You Can Find All The Answers Yourself. You Don't Need To Throw The Ball In The Air And Play Catch With Yourself. You Get A Bucket Of Balls And Go Out There With Your Clubs, And You Hit And Learn And You Get Better. And There's No Top.

Making A Movie About One Group Of People Isolates The Larger Majority. That's What I Require Of The Projects That I'm Involved With. I Would Not Ever Make A Movie Strictly For Latinos.

I'm A Big Fan Of Reality Shows. I Thought The First One, Dukes Of Hazzard, Captured White People Perfectly.

I Think It's Easier For African American And White Comics To Be Praised Than It Is Latinos Because They Think Our Culture Or Our Humor Is Substandard. I Mean, I Just Don't Think They Want To Give Us Credit. I Just Don't Think That They See Us As Important Enough To Be At Their Level. I'm The Longest-produced Comedy At Warner Bros. And I Don't Feel Special. They Come Over And Say Hello. But Everybody's Gonna Make A Lot Of Money And I Don't Feel Like I'm Special To Them.