We're Mexi-cans Not Mexi-can'ts.

One Time, I Was So Hungry, I Ate The Beans In A Bean Bag Chair.

When I First Heard About Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I Thought, No. This, This Is Ridiculous. And Then You Read The Script And You Close The Script And You Go, "they Aren't Going To Be Able To Do That With Real Dogs. How Are They Going To Do That?" You're Going To See The Strings. But They Did.

Life Is Great And Golf Has Been One Of The Great Parts Of It For Me.

An Animal Has To Suffer For Us Old-school Latinos To Get What We Want.

My Grandmother Instilled In Me A Toughness That Comes With Survival. She Was A Tough Lady And Never Truly Enjoyed Her Life. She Would Always Worry About Things And I Would Tell Her That It Wasn't Going To Get Her Anywhere And It Didn't. I Wasn't Even That Smart Back Then, But I Knew That Worrying About Everyone Else Wasn't Good For Her Health. As Latinos, We Stress And Worry So Much About The Future When The Future Is Today. As Long As We Protect What's Good In Our Lives, We Will Be All Right.