We're Mexi-cans Not Mexi-can'ts.

I Want To Tell You About A Woman I Have Been Married To For Ten Years, My Wife, Ann, Who Speaking Truthfully, Saved Me From Myself. Who Saved Me From Destroying Myself Because Of My Background. Who Saved Me From Wasting My Life, Drinking My Life Away, Never Fulfilling My Dreams Because Of What I Had Come From, And Truly Believing And Loving - Truly The First Person To Ever Truthfully, Unconditionally Love Me.

If You Want A Show To Succeed, You're Going To Have To Have A Certain Amount Of People Watch Who Are Non-black And Non-latino. If You Can't Cross Over, You Don't Belong On Tv. That's Not Just Me Saying It. That's Just The Way It Is.

David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.

This Is L.a. You Wanna Learn Spanish? Take The Bus.

I Love Comedy And I Would Write Things To Myself As An Exercise In Writing. I Didn't Do Well For Years, And I Quit. I Started To Break Down Why I Was Afraid And Started To Look At People I Admired, Like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin And All.