Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.