Life Is For The Living.

Side Effects Not Only Is There No God, But Try Getting A Plumber On The Weekend. Woody Allen Sex Alleviates Tension. Love Causes It.

I'm Giving [my Analyst] One More Year--then I'm Going To Lourdes.

This Year I'm A Star, But What Will I Be Next Year? A Black Hole?

The Chief Problem About Death ... Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought.

A General Philosophy Of The Female Characters In My Films Is They All Want Something To Believe In, And Not Having Anything.