Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

Now There's A Man With An Open Mind - You Can Feel The Breeze From Here!