Life Is A Four-letter Word.

Faith Is To The Human What Sand Is To The Ostrich.

Certain Things Are Complete Superstition And Have No Validity At All In The Bible. Yeah. They're Just The Antithesis Of Everything That Is Correct Intellectually.

If I Just Stuck To Pot I Might Have Found Out What A Drag Being An Aging Hipster Actually Was.

You Got To Pay Your Dues To Get The Joke. Besides, Laughter Is Cheap And Very Portable. If There's A Pogrom, Or They're Blaming You For The Plague, Nothing Is Easier To Pack Than A Sense Of Humor.

I've Talked To Biblical Cats, And Neanderthals Who Been Here Since Day One. No One Here Has Even Seen The Big Boss. Ever.