Life Is A Four-letter Word.

If Something About The Human Body Disgusts You, The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

If You Can Take The Hot Lead Enema, Then You Can Cast The First Stone.

Today's Comedian Has A Cross To Bear That He Built Himself. A Comedian Of The Older Generation Did An Act And He Told The Audience, This Is My Act. Today's Comic Is Not Doing An Act. The Audience Assumes He's Telling The Truth. What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

If There Was Absolute Freedom, People Would Run Over Babies And Charge Admission.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.