Life, Friends, Is Boring. We Must Not

Two Daiquiris Withdrew Into A Corner Of A Gorgeous Room And One Told The Other A Lie.

Ever To Confess You're Bored Means You Have No Inner Resources.

Literature Bores Me, Especially Great Literature

Praise Will Lead You To Vanity, And Blame Will Lead You To Self-pity, And Both Are Bad For Writers.

One Must Be Ruthless With One's Own Writing Or Someone Else Will Be.