Life Can Only Be Understood Backwards.

You Never Get Every Job You Want.

I Technically Have Two Last Names, Which Is A Lot Of Fun When You're Making Airline Reservations.

Have You Noticed How Most Directors Are Either Bald Or Grey-haired?

I Still Have Not Given Up The Idea Of Becoming A Journalist, But At 17 I Decided To Follow My Heart And Stay In Los Angeles With My Girlfriend As Opposed To Going To Johns Hopkins.

I Haven't Gone To College Yet And I Intend To In A Few Years.