Liberty Has Restraints But No Frontiers.

[the General Staff] Maintained Three Sets Of Casualty Figures, One To Fool The Public, One To Fool The Government And One To Fool Themselves.

You Can't Cross A Chasm In Two Small Jumps.

A Body Of 500 Men Chosen At Random From Amongst The Unemployed.

Golf Is The Only Game Where The Worst Player Gets The Best Of It. He Obtains More Out Of It As Regards Both Exercise And Enjoyment, For The Good Player Gets Worried Over The Slightest Mistake, Whereas The Poor Player Makes Too Many Mistakes To Worry About Them.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."