Diplomats Were Invented Simply To Waste Time.

The Stern Hand Of Fate Has Scourged Us To An Elevation Where We Can See The Great Everlasting Things Which Matter For A Nation - The Great Peaks We Had Forgotten, Of Honor, Duty, Patriotism, And Clad In Glittering White, The Great Pinnacle Of Sacrifice Pointing Like A Rugged Finger To Heaven.

There Is Nothing So Fatal To Character As Half Finished Tasks.

Golf Is The Only Game Where The Worst Player Gets The Best Of It. He Obtains More Out Of It As Regards Both Exercise And Enjoyment, For The Good Player Gets Worried Over The Slightest Mistake, Whereas The Poor Player Makes Too Many Mistakes To Worry About Them.

You Can't Cross A Chasm In Two Small Jumps.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."