Letting Your Freak Flag Fly Is Something,

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.

My Dad Was A Bedwetter; I Think His Dad Was A Bedwetter. I Like To Talk About It Because It's Something That I Thought Would Be My Deepest, Darkest Secret My Whole Life, And Then You Become An Adult, And It's Not.

That Still Feels Like The Most Accurate Description - I Felt Homesick, But I Was Home.

I Don't Like People Whose Job It Isn't To Be Funny, To Tell Me What Is And Isn't Funny.

The Best Time To Have A Baby Is When You're A Black Teenager.