Let's Form Proactive Synergy Restructuring Teams.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

No Matter How Many Times I Visit New York City, I Am Always Struck By The Same Thing - A Yellow Taxicab.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

Every Generation Of Humans Believed It Had All The Answers It Needed, Except For A Few Mysteries They Assumed Would Be Solved At Any Moment. And They All Believed Their Ancestors Were Simplistic And Deluded. What Are The Odds That You Are The First Generation Of Humans Who Will Understand Reality ?