I Should Have Written That Down. -

People Are Idiots. Including Me. Everyone Is An Idiot, Not Just The People With The Low Sat Scores. The Only Difference Is That We're Idiots About Different Things At Different Times. No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.

Everybody Is Somebody's Else's Weirdo

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.