Let's Blow Some Stuff Up.

Back When I Was A Professional Model-maker At Industrial Light & Magic, My Specialty Was Hard-edged Construction - Spaceships, Miniature Sets, And Architectural Stuff. These Objects Were Sometimes Just 12 Inches Across Yet Needed Enough Detail To Fill A Movie Screen.

Jamie's Gonna Go Take A Break Now, And I Am Going To Continue The On-going Process Of Making A Fool Of Myself And Go Ahead And Try It Myself.

Am I Missing An Eyebrow?

Audiences Of Critical Thinkers Are My Favorite Kinds Of Audiences. There Are Jokes I Tell In The Show That Don't Get Laughs Unless I Am In Front Of An Audience Of Critical Thinkers. Put Me In Front Of A Crowd Of Science Teachers Or Astronauts! The Guileless Aren't Our Audience - It's The Critical Thinkers We Love.

I'm A Lifelong Movie Addict, And One Of My Favorite Projects Is Making Replica Props And Costumes. Nearly Every One Of These - From R2d2 To Hellboy's Revolver - Ends With The Paint Job. And It's Not Just Cosmetic. The Paint Literally Tells A Story: What This Thing Is Made Of, Where It's Been, What It's Been Used For, And For How Long.