Lesbianism, Politically Organized, Is The Greatest Threat

American Hunting Is Quite Different From English Hunting Because We Don't Hunt To Kill. Even If I Wanted To Kill A Fox, I Couldn't. They're Too Smart And They Have Too Many Ways To Escape Me, Whereas They Don't In England.

I Think The Reason I Choose The Comic Approach So Often Is Because It's Harder, Therefore Affording Me The Opportunity To Show Off. Also, A Comic Vision Is My Natural World View, But I've Grown Up In Spite Of Myself And I Can Pass The Comic Twist If It Detracts From What The Characters Need. Yes, The Life Of A Saint Is Hard.

...funny How People Want A Return To The Good Ole Days. Of Coarse The Good Ole Days Of Being A Rich White Plantation Owner. Everyone Seems To Forget The Poor White Farmer.

No Animal On The Face Of The Earth Could Conceive Of Taxation. You And I Work Roughly Six Months A Year To Pay Our Local, State And Federal Taxes. If Nothing Else, This Should Convince You That Animals Are Smarter Than People.

I Don't Believe In Straight Or Gay. I Really Don't. I Think We're All Degrees Of Bisexual.