Leaving Your Ears Open To The Suggestions

You Get Pigeonholed By What You Sort Of Look Like. And I Don't Mean This In A Self-deprecating Way. I'm Grateful For Any Opportunity To Act. But I Think That If You're Not Classically Attractive Or Mainstream Attractive, Especially As You Get Older, There's Only Like Three Jobs That People Think You Do. Like, "police Officer Who May Be Gay." District Attorney Is A Big One. Lawyer. Doctor.

Evil Is In The Face Of Every Frat Guy That Ever Raised A Beer Cup And Went "whoooooo!"

As You Can Tell From Watching The Show, I'm Not A Strong Joke Writer Per Se.

Men Are Allowed To Age. Men Are Allowed To Gain Weight. Men Are Allowed To Be Quirky Looking.

I Think What Hinders The Argument Is When People Are Afraid Of Hurting The Feelings Of Racists And People Who Are Genuinely - Some Of Them - Out Of Their Minds. They Demand To See Obama's Birth Certificate. They Claim That He Wants To Kill Our Grandparents With His Health Care. They Want To Be Able To Carry Their Guns Into Every Public Place. Why Do We Need To Coddle These People?