Lawyers Are Men Whom We Hire To

Men Whose Lives Are Doubtful Want A Strong Government And A Hot Religion

Time Is An Illusion-to Orators.

Two-thirds Of All Preachers, Doctors And Lawyers Are Hanging On To The Coat Tails Of Progress, Shouting, Whoa! While A Good Many Of The Rest Are Busy Strewing Banana Peels Along The Line Of March.

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.

Faith Is The Effort To Believe What Your Common Sense Tells You Is Not True.