If You Suffer, Thank God! It Is

War Is The Sure Result Of The Existence Of Armed Men. That Country Which Maintains A Large Standing Army Will Sooner Or Later Have A War. The Man Who Prides Himself On Fisticuffs Is Going, Some Day, To Meet A Man Who Considers Himself The Better Man, And They Will Test The Issue.

Enthusiasm Is The Great Hill-climber.

Cultivate Only The Habits That You Are Willing Should Master You

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.

Whom The Gods Love Die Young No Matter How Long They Live.