We Work To Become, Not To Acquire.

Truth, In Its Struggles For Recognition, Passes Through Four Distinct Stages. First, We Say It Is Damnable, Dangerous, Disorderly, And Will Surely Disrupt Society. Second, We Declare It Is Heretical, Infidelic And Contrary To The Bible. Third, We Say It Is Really A Matter Of No Importance Either One Way Or The Other. Fourth, We Aver That We Have Always Upheld It And Believed It.

A Committee Is A Thing Which Takes A Week To Do What One Good Man Can Do In An Hour.

Every Man Is A Damn Fool For At Least Five Minutes Every Day; Wisdom Consists In Not Exceeding The Limit.

No Man Ever Did Or Can Do A Great Work Alone.

Righteous Indignation: Your Own Wrath As Opposed To The Shocking Bad Temper Of Others