Laundry's Easier When You Live Alone. Fifteen

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

San Francisco Is Really Fun And Liberal, And It's My Kind Of Politics. It's Like Being Jewish In Front Of Jewish People.

People Are Giving Birth Underwater Now. They Say It's Less Traumatic For The Baby Because It's Under Water. But It's Certainly More Traumatic For The Other People In The Pool.

Designers Don't Put Out The Same Sweater Every Year. They Just Keep Creating.

I Am Thankful I Was Born In America, Although If I Gain Any More Weight The Burqa Thing May Start To Seem Like A Good Idea To Me. See? Another Plus About America, You Can Always Find Some Food.