Laughter Survives... It Has To Survive.

This Is L.a. You Wanna Learn Spanish? Take The Bus.

No Angie, It's Instant. Like When Someone Trips In The Cafeteria And You're Laughing So Hard Milk Comes Out Of Your Nose, The Guy Next To You Is Laughing So Hard He Accidentally Farts. Boom! Friends For Life!

I Actually Graze At Several Of The Homes While Im Playing. There A Lot Of Food Going On. I Drink And Eat And Use The Restrooms In A Lot Of The Houses. What Better Way To Really Get Closer To The Fans Than To Steal Their Soap From The Restrooms As They Allow You To Enter Their Homes?

As Latinos, You Want [people] To Come To America - Not Necessarily Latinos, But [anyone Who Wants] To Come Here For A Better Life. That's Kind Of How This Country Was Founded And The History Of This Country.

If You Had A Personal Trainer, You Would Probably Eat Him. I Know That In Every Fat Person, There's A Skinny Person Inside, But You Could Have All The Season's Contestants Of America's Next Top Model In You. I Hope I Get Reincarnated As Your Feet. That Way, You'd Never See My Face Again... Oh, I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Insulted You. Because In My Country, Cows Are Sacred.