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I Didn't Want To Be Nobody, And That Was The Only Way I Could Be Somebody Was To Do Stand-up.

Sometimes When You Win, You Think You're Going To Get Everything To Go Your Way.

Shows Should Just Be Able To Be Shows Without Hyphenating Their Lead Characters.

When I First Heard About Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I Thought, No. This, This Is Ridiculous. And Then You Read The Script And You Close The Script And You Go, "they Aren't Going To Be Able To Do That With Real Dogs. How Are They Going To Do That?" You're Going To See The Strings. But They Did.

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