As Long As You're A Tax Deduction,

Max: What's A Period? George: It's A Bullet We Dodge, Go Get Ready.

I Think It's Easier For African American And White Comics To Be Praised Than It Is Latinos Because They Think Our Culture Or Our Humor Is Substandard. I Mean, I Just Don't Think They Want To Give Us Credit. I Just Don't Think That They See Us As Important Enough To Be At Their Level. I'm The Longest-produced Comedy At Warner Bros. And I Don't Feel Special. They Come Over And Say Hello. But Everybody's Gonna Make A Lot Of Money And I Don't Feel Like I'm Special To Them.

I Had A Very Difficult Childhood. I Was Surrounded By People Who Had Both Parents, Which Made Me Feel Different. Having A Bit Of A Rougher Existence Early On, It Made Me Appreciate The Work Ethic That My Grandparents Instilled In Me.

Angie, I've Seen My Mom Wrestle Two Cops To The Ground With A Taser Dart In Her Neck, And You Cry When Your Shoes Pinch. Good Luck, Bambi!

As Long As You're A Tax Deduction, You'll Always Be Safe In My House.