I Got A Pain In My Chest,

David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

You're Never Going To Be A Yankee For A Day, Or You're Never Going To Be A Laker, But With Pro-ams, They Allow You To Feel Like You're A Professional Golfer And Play Under Their Conditions.

We Are Now The Proud Owners Of A White Boy. Now We Have To Shop In The Caucasian Isle And Get Sunscreen, Mayonaise And Mild Salsa Because The Other Ones Really Hawt!

We Need To Get Better At Voting And Be A Voice For The People Who Do Not Have One.