Laughter Separates Us From Despair And Gives

I Don't Know Why Some People Get Worked Up About Gay People Marrying. It's Not Gay People Who Are Ruining The Sanctity Of Marriage, It's Celebrities.

Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving.

I Used To Believe, Like Many People Who Come From Poor Backgrounds, That It Gave Me An Edge, But I Think That's Just Something We Have To Tell Ourselves To Get By Sometimes. I Don't Believe That Anymore. Children Of Privilege Can Be Just As Talented And Clever As Anybody Else.

People Sometimes Say To Me: "craig, Get Out Of My Garden."

Don't Ever Rope Me In As A Late-night Talk Show Host. I Don't Want To Be One.