Laughter Scares Off Lust.

Irony Dissolves Sentiment, But Occasionally A Sentiment Is Strong Enough To Dissolve Irony.

No One Can Remember Himself As An Unpleasant Child.

Chastity Is Now Treated As A Sexual Problem.

Three Meals Plus Bedtime Make Four Sure Blessings A Day.

An Omnipotent God Is The Only Being With No Reason To Lie.